"I used to try to change the world. Now, I leave the room with a little dignity." - A transvestite

First of all. You're not breathing right. Now, relax your ears and sit back on your chair. Now, think of the last time you had an absolute bitch of a day. Yes, now smile and start reading. Don't be afraid to care. What makes me sad is how I've never said what I wanted to say to you. I'm an immensely unbusy person so I have a lot of time to actually divide my charged senses to things most animals would leave out. I feel hypocrites are dead. I haven't met one in a long time. [Oh simple things, where have you gone?] I never feel I'm getting old unless I'm at a party and am in this protective bouncer mood for no good reason. Everytime they play "Summer of 69" at a party, I have right there the worst time of my life. I find it quite sad that people actually "dance" to it. Did someone say the 80's are dead and gone? F*ck no. They're happening in Delhi, my reader.

The best days of one's week are the ones where one is chasing people around, when jeans are hanging low and you keep pulling them up, when your phone's battery is low and you're calling yourself an idiot cause you didnt charge it last night, when you are coughing while trying to get your point across to someone who waits in much eager anticipation to hear you, for once. And then, there are days when the grass looks good, the rain doesnt quite disturb me, the absolute brill of an iance with which thoughts commit and then suicide within the boundaries of one's lovable conscience is what I talk about. I seek. If one meets a new person on a rainy day and if one is me, they'd think they've attained Nirvana or something.

So then, nothings, the one thing a man will never tell you is how intimidated he feels when he looks at a man who's about six inches taller in height and poise. Of course, not every man of 75 inches can cause that sort of effect but most do anyway. I don't wish I was one,two or three inches taller, if I had to be taller , I'd like to be six two. Nothing less. Nothing more. But I'm happy, winced all my life to be taller but by the time I hit 21 and a few months, I realised there's no use wishing/thinking/not growing on something like that. So , here I am happily clad in 69 inches of "harassment is not my forte" of an existence. Sometimes there's such a joy in not being misunderstood cause you(the reader) can be wrong a million times and be right just once.

I don't like the word, "incumbent" and I don't like eating food. I don't like recalling people while smelling fragrances and then telling my friend or company about it. I've done it for so long now that I feel like a like a belittled 22 year old cartman. I weigh 71 kilos and I gym quite frequently. I see this habit dying soon. I had a nightmare the other night, I'd accidentally said yes to a marriage proposal and then had to go through with it. I was really scared because men like me take atleast 30 years to grow up and warm up to what you have for us in this big beautiful world.

I love traveling on airplanes more than I like going for movies, more than I like driving at 5AM, more than listening to music in my car on the way to gym, more than Pearl Jam'ing. Everything seems accentuated on an aircraft (a beautiful big thing) I am the one you're talking of when you say, "The world is so bad nowadays and people are just so fake and false and whatnots" so please don't do it anymore. It hurts me.

I miss you. I miss what could have been and what was not. My time in life will never return, your time in life will never return, I'd like to think that when you're reading this, you succumb to my spidery intentions and have the best time of your day. Whoever you are, I want you to quit chewing gums and bubblegums. It reminds me of..

Stephen Hawking, if you ever read this, I have a message - "Langdey, dimaag mat kharaab kara kar" I think people who think they're spiritual are phony. One of the many things in life I want to do - is to pee on the cast of Rang De Basanti, the long haired tall guy and Aamir Khan mostly and the Bong Marlboro smoker. I learned to laugh at myself when I was 16. I want to read one book a day. I want to give up on food. I want to learn how to dance like Justin Timberlake. Stop saying "Yikes" or "Whoa" or "Huh?" or I'll pinch you.

Gentlemen of the jury and all you boring and dull "party animals", I'm not done, this is my 7th About Me. I will be back and I will sound more laconic the next time. When I don't care as much as I do, right now.

And I love you [Jesus, I'm such a phony]
There is in you,as there is in me, a morbid belief in love.

- Harkanwar Singh Anand

Names. I like to study names and try to form reasonable combinations. Two of the best friends I've ever had or will have, have the initials "A.K"

Cranberries. Incubus. Pearl Jam. KoRn. MJ. [strangely,that's it]

American Beauty, Black, Forrest Gump, Man On The Moon, The Departed (whoa), Pursuit of Happyness, Troy, Guru, Babel, American Splendor, Running Scared, Boogie Nights, Spun, The Prestige, American History X, Road To Perdition, Crash, V For Vendetta, Gangster, Rangeela, Waiting (hilarious), The Squid and the whale, Oldboy (whoa), My Sassy Girl, Napoleon Dynamite, Love Liza, Sarkar, Hostel, Saw, The Village, Transamerica, Sideways, Me Myself & Irene, The Jacket,Saw, Seven Years In Tibet, Mean Girls, Kill Bill, Friday, The Butterfly Effect, Million Dollar Baby, Aviator, About A Boy, Tsotsi, Dev, Collateral, Malena, Orange County, Shallow Hal, Ray, Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle, I Robot, Cinderella Man, The Core, GOODFELLAS, CASINO and The Passion Of The Christ (Staggering achievement)

The Amazing Race, Survivor, Seinfeld (all time baap), Entourage(new baap), Apprentice UK, Big Brother, Wildboyz and South Park. Prison Break is the best drama on tv. Not too far behind is Lost. I like Bigg Boss a lot, too.

- Shantaram, Gregory David Roberts
- The Fountainhead, Ayn Rand
- A Million Little Pieces, James Frey
- The Kite Runner, Khaled Hosseini
- Angela's Ashes, Frank McCourt
- Catcher in the Rye, J.D Salinger
- Crazy Lovers, J.E
- Man & Boy, Tony Parsons
- Tis' , Frank McCourt
- Shalimar The Clown, Salman Rushdie [just cause I actually read it]

"Its always a foolish mistake to be alone with someone you shouldn't have loved. "